Quinn: "Daddy I want my milky - with a hint of mocha."
Quinn:[to Mike] "Don't do that again old man!"
A: "How about we call Alex the gourmet baby?"
E:"How about we call him the putter-in-mouther-a-lot?"
Alex: "Good morning poo-poo head".
Quinn: "Daddy was snoring like a pig."
Mike: "What should my nickname be? Super macho big King stud?"
Elena: "No, it should be royal tulip."
Elena: "Alex needs more sugar to power him up."
Quinn: "I have bubbly hair today - I have to brush it."
Al:"You told me those pants were too itchy and you couldn't ever wear them?!"
Elena: "I got over it"
Quinn: "I don't want to get married."
Al: "So you don't want to be a daddy?"
Q: "I want to be a prince!" [thanks Mimi!]
Mike: "Do you want to help mommy set the table?"
Quinn: "Hmmmmm....no."
Quinn: "I want a big milky - as big as Daddy's head!"
Alex: "Knock knock"
Allyson: "Who's there?"
Alex: "Cars."
Allyson: "Cars who?"
Alex: "Knock knock"
[repeat sequence about 20 times]
Alex: "Mommy. Music. Car Wash. Now." [referring to the disco song Car Wash]
Quinn: "Papa, do you want to see my new dance moves?"
Quinn: "Daddy, I just be teasin'".