Mike: I heard you made a robot in school today.
Elena: Yes and I used buttons to make the switches
M: What does the switch do?
E: You switch it one way to make the robot happy and the other way to make the robot sad.
M: Why would you want to make the robot sad?
E: That's just the way it is daddy.
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Doctor: Can I look in your ear?
Alex: No
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Allyson: What should we name mimi's cat?
Quinn: Poopy spidercat.
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Alex: Pee pee, caca, poo poo...head. [grin]
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Elena: Daddy-peel another apple - I command you!
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Allyson: What would you like for breakfast?
Alex: Pizza!
Allyson: Pizza? You can't have pizza for breakfast! What do you want instead?
Alex: Candy!
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Yogurt lady gives Quinn a free sample and Quinn starts shoving it in his face
Lady:"I think he likes it"
Quinn: "Daddy, it tastes like poopoo"
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Quinn/Elena: Let's have a poo poo head smacking contest
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Quinn: Shake your booty, shake it shake it, shake it all around
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Elena: I'm sorry to report this, but my necklace is stuck in my earrings!
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Alex: OHIo...we'll win the game or lalalala poop. [real lyrics: Ohio we'll win the game or know the reason why]
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Elena: Everyone listen! It's MY birthday so I get the first piece of pizza and the first cake.
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Allyson: Quinn - did Elena pull your shirt?
Quinn: Yes
Allyson: Elena don't do that
Quinn: Mommy, I'll just go smack her.
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Quinn: I dropped a piece of spaghetti. I will get it with my toe.
Mike: No - don't do that!
Quinn: I'm just kiddin' daddy.
Mike: Just leave it
Quinn: Grabby grabby grabby
Mike: Hey Al, guess what he did with the spaghetti he picked up with his toes?
Al: He ate it didn't he?
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Mike: Who wants Jello?
Elena: Me! We all want sugar things!
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Elena: Can I have some chocolate milk?
Quinn: Can I have some chocolate milk?
Alex: Milky-me too!
Mike: Can I have some chocolate milk?
Quinn: No Daddy - you not have milk.
Mike: No milk for me?
Quinn: It's okay Daddy - you can have a beer!
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