Allyson: Who wants some juice?
Alex: My weenie!
E: The Chihuahua movie is coming out when I have kindergarten? How can that happen?
Alex: Howz about...apples?
Elena: [looking in a bowl of rotten veggies on the counter] Daddy - everything in here is decomposing!
Mike: Are you just hugging me because you want candy corn?
Alex: Yes.
Quinn: Mommy, I need some milky because I'm so cold! I'm freezin'!
Quinn: "Bye bye sweetie pie!"
Quinn: "Daddy, did you have fun at daddy pre-school?" [Mike's training for work]
Elena: [watching Allyson fold laundry] "Quinn, when you see some big, gigantic underwear, those are Daddy's undies."
Elena: "This is a terrible sight to see - Alex is putting the stool on Quinn's head!"
Elena: It says 'I like to style".
Allyson: "What do you mean you like to "style"?
Elena: Style means "look cute."
Elena: If someone smacks you, you get to smack them back. Remember the Golden Rule!
Allyson: You're so masculine Quinn.
Quinn: [in makeup and butterfly wings] Yeah-look at my masc!
Allyson: Hey Quinny - why don't you show Alex how to make a picture?
Quinn: I think not.
Alex: Ah yoo mah meh!Ah yoo mah meh![Ayudame - Spanish for help me]
Quinn: Daddy can you open this?
Mike: What's the magic word?
Q: Abracadabra
Mike: Nooo...
Q: Hocus pocus
M: How about please??!!
Elena: [donning some Bob the builder goggles] Hey Quinn - throw something at my eyes!
Allyson: Quinn! Quit putting your trash on my plate - I'm not your trashcan!
Quinn: Daddy? Are you my trashcan?
Elena: I'm very impressive with you Mommy!
Elena: I'm bored at school because the grown ups stand up in front of the class and talk all the time. It's boring!
Elena: Is the turkey a real one or a shooted one?
Quinn: I'm going to eat all of the turkey junk.
Quinn: I'm sick because I'm mad.
Al: Why are you mad?
Quinn: Because Daddy's not home!
Quinn: [picking up cookie cutter] I'm going to make a gingerbread man!
Alex: [picking up angel cookie cutter] I'm going to make a uh...space alien!
Elena: I'm making a Christmas dinosaur!
Alex: That's it! The stinky mongoose is comin'!
Quinn:[looking at a box of animal crackers] Hey! It's a canimal!
Elena: You mean a CAMEL Quinny!
Quinn: Mommy I won three golfs!
Allyson: Did Daddy do a good job too?
Quinn: No, he didn't win.
Mike: (checking to see if Elena is asleep yet)
Elena: Daddy, can we play with our new toys tomorrow?
Mike: Not if you don't get to sleep. It's 2 hours past your bedtime.
Elena: (suddenly in a monotone voice) I'm sleeptalking. Some people talk in their sleep.
Quinn: Daddy these eggs are delectable!
Quinn: (giving a lavender sachet he made to his preschool teacher) This is so you don't stink.
Mike: This is called a tie. Do you like my tie?
Alex: No. It looks like poop.
